Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
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So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
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Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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