I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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