If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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