I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
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Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
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I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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