yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Randomize
