so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
ok first of all what the fuck
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Randomize
