is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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