Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
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There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
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sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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