Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
babies were throwing up all over the place
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
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I showed him my bush... on skype.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
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she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities