my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
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please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.