I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
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that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
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You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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