You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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