so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
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I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
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So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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