ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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