I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
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Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
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Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
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I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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