hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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