PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Can I color on your dick again?
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I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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