He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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