if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
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The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
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Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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