So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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