he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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