Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
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I could make wine with my vomit
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
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Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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