Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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