he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
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we need to drink 2009 down the drain
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
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it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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