i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I'm gonna fight the coyote
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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