doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
farters have to be the big spoon...
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Even my vagina gasped.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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