But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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