biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
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We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Houston, we have a blender
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
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In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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