I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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