Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
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I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
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You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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