She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I wish there were birth control emojis
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I'm bleeding and have questions
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