whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
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THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
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I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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