can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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