u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
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just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
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all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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