I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
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take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
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I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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