I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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