What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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