i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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