I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
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There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
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Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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