It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
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NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
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I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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