So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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