I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
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So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
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Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
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