I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Everyone says I win the strip club
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Randomize
