Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I just found a bag of teeth...
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
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hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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