I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
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You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
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He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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