STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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