I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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