You kept calling me your small dog last night.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I would fuck him just for his dog
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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