I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
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I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
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So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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