Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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