Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
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I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
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Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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