there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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