i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
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It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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