Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize