gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
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Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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